dirty secret

What did that one guy say to that other guy?
Tell me what you think it was, and whoever gets closest wins the original art.
Mail me or twitter @mumblier to enter

update
Honourable mention goes to @timkershaw for:
“there is a little foot with little toes on the end of my wang ….. when they wiggle it means they like you”
But the prize goes to @adamatsya, with bonus points for simplicity and not necessarily being rude:
“I’ve still got it in my mouth.”

Send me a mailing address Adam and I’ll send you out the drawing.
Thanks everyone for playing.